December 2010
1 post
"I Go Outside, You Feed Me!" -August
I think August, the Pug, has figured out how to use and abuse me:
We started feeding her less food, but more often. Some kind of veterinary metabolism diet for dogs. In result, she has turned into a Purina hungry, little beggar. She begs to be on our lap during dinner, she’s in my face when I have a snack on the couch, and she can barely control herself when I go NEAR her food storage...
October 2010
1 post
a new idea
I read.
I watch movies.
I write.
With these powers combined…I can SAVE THE WORLD!! well not really…I might have a fun blog for you to read. Coming Soon!
September 2010
1 post
Bring a Flashlight →
Throughout the summer and now creeping into the fall, I am in such a mood to read. With a pug on my lap and a wine/tea at my side, I can just fall into the story and not feel like I’ve wasted three hours watching someone else’s scripted “reality”. Although, the problem that I used to experience when faced with such a mood is: what book shall I read?! Asking around in my...
July 2010
2 posts
June 2010
2 posts
The Horror!! Windshield Wiper Fluid Everywhere!!
After a pretty fun, but hot and painful ultimate frisbee game, Josh and I went to one of our favorite restaurants: Joey B’s. Be careful if you go, because you were able to take salvage on a grassy knoll if the parking lot was full (which it always is). They placed big rocks along that area now. I admit, I saw them even though they are low to the ground and not painted. But when I started...
May 2010
4 posts
Flown the Coop
My little neighbors have moved away. They weren’t all that bad. Even though it was a big family, they kept the noise down and they left pretty quickly. They did leave a mess in my flowers; Poop Everywhere!! I think I might even miss the little guys. I would tilt the pot back and they would just stare at me with their beady eyes and wide beaks. They were fun to have around.
Now what am...
April 2010
3 posts
February 2010
1 post
Parenting No-No's
It’s a very sad day when a well behaved no-older-than-two little boy gets reprimanded by his mom: “You wanna get f**kin’ smacked?” ”Sit up straight or I’m gonna f**k you up!” First off, the kid is sitting on her lap, trying to lean on her shoulder. It was stifling, he had a full winter coat on, and he’s stuck in a dingy, smelly room. I’m...
January 2010
7 posts
Found through Regresty.com...Follow the Link →
“May the ‘Pugicorns’ see Sarah works for God and stand up for all she does. ’Pugicorns’ are like little doggie angels who love Jesus a whole lot.”
I love pugs and all, I even use nicknames like ‘Pugasaurus’ and ‘Pugasus’, but I don’t think August masquerades in a cape fighting a holy war for Sarah Palin. Crazies like these should...
songs i sing
“my pillows are finished, not in my heart but in reality…………and in my heart too, bum bum bah bah”
The State of the Human Race
okay. I’ve wanted to talk about my trial for some time now, but all that legal mumbo-jumbo and the fact that I just don’t know how to give this ridiculous circumstance the sarcastic justice it deserves, has gotten in my way. So now that’s it is done, settled, and put behind me….I will do my best:
Once upon a time, 3 1/2 long years ago, I left work and was driving to...
“I believe in the sand beneath my toes.”
– Third Eye Blind
PostSecret →
What started as a social ’experiment’, is ending up to be probably one of the largest art exhibit/confession room in the world. These secrets may be melodramatic, disturbing, hopeful, surprising, funny …all in all, we’re all colors in that oversized box of crayons. aren’t we?
oh hey